Mummy the infection risk

Ye gods and little fishes I am in a total spin.
I have a slight cold

I am not a baby or a wimp, I don't care about this cold as its so mild I'm barely able to notice it myself.
But
What about Brett ?

He is not allowed around any infections. This cold could be huge to him if he catches it.

I have embarked on even more cleaning and hand washing (if that was humanly possible).
I am refusing to go anywhere near him to the point he thinks I fell out with him.

Give us a hug - he's says
No you bloody idiot I have a cold, stay away-
There's no need to be like that - he huffs off.

There's nothing for it but to plan an escape route, for him, not me.
Today, I have evoked plan B - my mum & dad's house.
Praise to the plan B !!!!!

Brett shall be safely placed at my mum and dads for a few hours leaving me to breath my germ infested breath freely. For a few hours at least.

I feel like a rabid dog that needs quarantine !